Dogs are men's best friend
Today when I was walking to the landlady's to pay rent, this nut-dog sudden ran towards me barking. So I did what anyone would have done and ran lah.
The thing was, I didn't actually run straight which anyone would have done, I ran in circles.
After a about 2 rounds, I figured this is getting stupid, the dog should have at least leave a few teeth marks by now if its intention was to harm me.
So, I stood still, so did the nut-dog. I stared at it while it stood barking dog-profanities at me. The nut-dog clearly has short attention span as it took off to a group of guys who were watching this circus from a nearby house. Relieved, I walked on coolly as if nth had happened. :)
On my way back, I came across some money lying on the road!