I had a bad week at work last week.

On Saturday I woke up an hour late for work. Luckily there was a guy who helped me out.

On Sunday, I had to use a crappy hoover because 2 other guys came 1st and grabbed the only 2 working hoovers. So I bitched about it to my boss because it's not possible for me to hoover the biggest floor with that crap of a sucking machine. So my boss called up the guy on the 2nd floor to ask him to swap hoovers with me. Haha. The look on his face was priceless.

Anyways, I was so happy with myself to end up being on top of things until the hose of the hoover snapped. It literally broke away from the machine because I may have tried a tiny bit, little, itsy too hard to reach for the bit of carpet behind the furniture.

Brilliant. I snatched the hoover from someone and broke it in two.

That's my boss. I can't help but notice how shiny his belt buckle is. That is the hoover. I swear, every single hoover in the UK looks just like that.





This is an oldie.
Check out the awesome harmonics at the intro. *piku piku piku piku*