Attack of the Bugs: Part 2652348294274012
FUCK!!
I need to curse. I think I have every right to. 
A bloody cockroach the size of probably 2 and a half 50 sen coins got my head confused for an airplane runway. It flew (YES IT CAN FLY!) and probably needed to make an emergency landing. My bushy hair seemed to be the perfect spot for a perfect landing.
ARGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
I need to shave my head.