Having picked my dinner, a mix of rice+pork+pork (Only because there were no vegetables left, I swear!), a lady in her late 30s came up to my table and said, "Leng Chai, how would you have me spend the night in your room for a price of just a hundred?"

!!!! Ok lah. She didn't say that. And thank god.

Anyway, she wanted to sit on my table because I THINK she doesn't want to eat alone since as I looked around there were a few tables unoccupied. Almost immediately what my sister had said to me a day back, ran through my head. (She said that I tend to attract older women.) !!!! The last thing I need during dinner is to have my appetite ruined by an old hag drooling next to me.

Anyways, it was nothing like that. However, I was made to endure a 15 minute lecture from a total stranger who calls herself Auntie.

She started off by telling me that having a rice+meat+meat combination is not good for health. Rice+pork+pork is deadly she claims. *shudders* The golden combination is rice+pork+vege.

"Aiyo, not good eat so much meat oh...but nevermind you are still young." She ends each sentence of her sentences with "but nevermind you are still young", but then continued to tell me not good. ZZzz

I guess I did lose my appetite. Only in a different way.

I thought that would be it you know, old people and their I-am-very-health-conscious-because-my-time-is-running-out talks. But I was wrong.

She taught me how to choose girlfriend!

"Auntie, teach you. Next time when you go dating, you ask your girlfriend lah...about her family background...whether their family have any diseases or not......"
*Walau like choosing a pet dog.....*
"...then ah must make sure they know how to do work lah...have some knowledge on medical things....house work and all that....don't choose the leng mui...no use wan...dont know how to do any work. Just like a book that got nice cover only, the inside all blank pages.."

Wadeh.....

I finished my dinner ASAP and cabut.