If my will is as strong as cheese
I'm so tired. My eyes they burn. The one on the left feels like it's about to pop out. It hurts.
Maybe it's bleeding inside, blood seeping out the the eye balls...slowly filling up my head with dark red liquid that burns like how your face burns when you stick it in a pit of red hot charcoal or how it burns when you have to sit on a toilet seat made of dry ice bare ass-ed, which ever you prefer less. If i'm lucky the blood may flow out of my nose or ears... otherwise....
otherwise.....On a lighter note, here's what happened to my knife when i tried to cut some Tesco mature cheese.

And here's a link to the band that's dominating my playlist for the past couple of days.
http://www.purevolume.com/videos/betweenthetrees/darling
Fellow Mayday Parade fans, this will be worth your click:-
http://www.purevolume.com/videos/maydayparade/threecheersforfiveyears