Quite some time back I was tagged to blog about 6 weird things about myself. I think it's 6...or was in 7?

Screw it.

Anyway, the quantity is irrelevant. Weird things about self:-

1. I have only one weird thing about myself.

2. Today, as I was walking to my mum's office, I caught a good number of people staring at me. The first thing I did when all the staring started to bother me, which was purely unplanned and instinctive, was felt around my fly with my involuntary hands to check if it was wide open and inviting gazes like guests in a housewarming party.

I've no idea why I did that. Can some one please tell me? You know, with all those feng shui masters and those face readers, palm readers, mole readers or any other part of the human anatomy for that matter, I'm sure some one out there could tell me my future based on the mentioned intuitive reaction.

I sub-consciously check my fly when people stare at me, so please! SOMEONE tell me what sort of a man I would become...or which side I should lie on when I sleep.....or a woman with what sort of intuitive reaction should I marry to enjoy a prosperous and happy marriage....or..........

help me. my life hangs in the balance.