*clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*

That's the sound the clerk makes when she walks. The slippers she wears I mean. You know, those with wooden soles or something. It's so freaking annoying especially because she takes small, fast steps and also has a tendency to stomp her feet from time to time.

Freaking hell. I feel like snatching the slippers from her feet and throw them out the window. Or maybe I should make tiny pillows and attach them to the soles of those slippers of death!

What is more annoying is that I think she just dumps everything she don't like doing for me to do. I guess that's my job, being her assistant and all. But hell, she just have to keep saying "I Got No Time La" all the time! It's just like some Astro advertisement but the opposite.


Anyways, I'd like to show you something:


This is Juster. She's a monster. So far there hasn't been any news of violent behavior from such a monster. It is unknown what this monster feeds on but it's often seen with little furry critters, mainly hamsters, rabbits and cats. It was last spotted in Kuching, Sarawak but research has shown that it migrates to the United States sometime in August/September.