Last night as I was about to go to bed after a tiring day of inhaling ash from a neighbouring country, I practiced my usual routine of clearing up my bed from all the dust and stuff. As I flipped the blanket, out of no where...

A very DANGEROUS creature sprang out from, I assume, under the blanket I am suppose to cover my body with! The most vicious, fiercest, meanest, baddest, grass-thirsty grasshopper you've ever seen was about to jump at me with it's spiny legs and sharp antenna's! I fled for my life and escaped being devoured by just a split second!

Luckily for me my housemate was still awake, so I called for reinforcements. He managed to fight off the monster with our sacred weapon that has been handed down from generations, a plastic bag. After a few minutes of jumping and pointing and evading we managed to capture the monster! Brave men we are and just as noble, we let the monster go even though it attempted to kill me.

On a more serious note, I realized I've never shown all of you a picture of KL. Anyway, I took a picture today...

Yup,result from the mass production of smoked-ham. The Malaysian government has finally decided that smoked-ham would definitely boost the nation's economy.